ofcoursethismeanswar:

“Pssssst, I’m finally out now for both Steam and PS4! Y'all should get me while you still have the chance!”

  ☔ - “I’m actually rubbing off on you  already, Heavy Weapons Guy. Maybe next time we can talk more over ice cream or coffee, maybe next time you can tell me more about your time as a Black Egret.”

  ☔ -  ♪ “Let me out! Let me out! This is not a dance!”   ♪

pizzeria-of-muses:

sweetraincoat:

pizzeria-of-muses:

sweetraincoat:

☔ - “Who’s Sasha, your girlfriend or something?”

“Sasha is mini gun.”

  “….”

  ☔  - “You’re in a relationship with your mini gun?”

“No. I treat Sasha like daughter because I care about her a lot. Means a lot to Heavy.”

  ☔ - “Like your daughter, huh? Well now you know how I feel about Verlangen she’s my best and guardian and I treat her well the same way you treat your gun. So now we understand each other.”